Your guide on how to save yourself from Psycho Killers.
(No names were put because well, we don't want to be accusing just one person for killing, do we?)
1. Never go into dark alleys, alone or just the two of you.
Possibility is that if you go with a partner, you friend might be killed and you get injured and you try to run away but all you could do is dragging yourself on the ground trying to seek help, and when your psycho killer is done savoring your friend, okay, butchering your friend, he would drag your feet and kill you brutally. So yeah. Three people the least, or better still, AVOID the dark/empty alleys.
2. If you were required by the authorities to stay in the house, DON'T FREAKING LEAVE THE HOUSE.
Well yeah the killer might be in your house, because it might be one of you guys in the house, and this might freak you out, but hey, they won't act in public, which is why the following tips are even more useful.
3. Stay together. ALWAYS.
Like, even if you guys need to sleep, gather everyone in one room and sleep in the same room. Well a couple of people might have to wake up and guard each others' backs, but the point is NEVER separate yourself from the group. If one of you needs a toilet break, be it with two other people. And if he/she insists on going on his/her own, then possibility is he/she is the killer. So, RUN.
4. Always keep the lights on, shutters locked.
Keep your house lit, at all times, day and night. Do not go to the kitchen without switching the lights on, and always, always lock the shutters. Yeah that means the windows and doors. And of course, do not risk yourself by getting out of the house. It's also advised that you have torch lights lying around, just in case the power got cut off.
5. If a killer got you bad, do not fight.
Just say your prayers or last word and let him butcher you. Like seriously, if you're dead nothing worse could happen. But if you're half alive and try to fight it, it would hurt like fu**. This isn't cancer. This is a person with mental problems, yaw.
6. If you are a cop...
Well possibilities are a) You're gonna get killed b) You try to be the hero and you're gonna get killed anyway. So if you know a psycho killer is on the loose, you could always wear a bulletproof jacket but well psycho killers are known for their brutal butchery and stuffs, sooo yeah there's nothing much I can say. Just don't be a coward and save other people.
7. Never be the dumb blonde with big tits/school jock with small penis.
Yep, never be the one who says "Nah nothing's wrong" or "Look, I'm here, nobody has killed me yet". NOPE. Not a single joke. You'll be the one who dies first. If your friends get scared, they have the reason to be. So yeah don't brag to everybody and says that you're the bravest one. Showing off isn't gonna get you anywhere.
8. If you know you're gonna be alone at home, crash at somebody else's.
Don't be so stupid. You know a killer is on the loose (it's gotta be on the news). DUH.
9. Hold your breath.
If you're supposed to be hiding, don't breathe loudly, damnit. Just hold your breath. Better, calm yourself down so you won't hear your heart thumping so hard (and neither will the killer).
10. Lock your car.
When you get into a car, lock it, ALWAYS wear seatbelt, and drive as fast as you could. Full step on the gas. And go to another town.
1. Never go into dark alleys, alone or just the two of you.
Possibility is that if you go with a partner, you friend might be killed and you get injured and you try to run away but all you could do is dragging yourself on the ground trying to seek help, and when your psycho killer is done savoring your friend, okay, butchering your friend, he would drag your feet and kill you brutally. So yeah. Three people the least, or better still, AVOID the dark/empty alleys.
2. If you were required by the authorities to stay in the house, DON'T FREAKING LEAVE THE HOUSE.
Well yeah the killer might be in your house, because it might be one of you guys in the house, and this might freak you out, but hey, they won't act in public, which is why the following tips are even more useful.
3. Stay together. ALWAYS.
Like, even if you guys need to sleep, gather everyone in one room and sleep in the same room. Well a couple of people might have to wake up and guard each others' backs, but the point is NEVER separate yourself from the group. If one of you needs a toilet break, be it with two other people. And if he/she insists on going on his/her own, then possibility is he/she is the killer. So, RUN.
4. Always keep the lights on, shutters locked.
Keep your house lit, at all times, day and night. Do not go to the kitchen without switching the lights on, and always, always lock the shutters. Yeah that means the windows and doors. And of course, do not risk yourself by getting out of the house. It's also advised that you have torch lights lying around, just in case the power got cut off.
5. If a killer got you bad, do not fight.
Just say your prayers or last word and let him butcher you. Like seriously, if you're dead nothing worse could happen. But if you're half alive and try to fight it, it would hurt like fu**. This isn't cancer. This is a person with mental problems, yaw.
6. If you are a cop...
Well possibilities are a) You're gonna get killed b) You try to be the hero and you're gonna get killed anyway. So if you know a psycho killer is on the loose, you could always wear a bulletproof jacket but well psycho killers are known for their brutal butchery and stuffs, sooo yeah there's nothing much I can say. Just don't be a coward and save other people.
7. Never be the dumb blonde with big tits/school jock with small penis.
Yep, never be the one who says "Nah nothing's wrong" or "Look, I'm here, nobody has killed me yet". NOPE. Not a single joke. You'll be the one who dies first. If your friends get scared, they have the reason to be. So yeah don't brag to everybody and says that you're the bravest one. Showing off isn't gonna get you anywhere.
8. If you know you're gonna be alone at home, crash at somebody else's.
Don't be so stupid. You know a killer is on the loose (it's gotta be on the news). DUH.
9. Hold your breath.
If you're supposed to be hiding, don't breathe loudly, damnit. Just hold your breath. Better, calm yourself down so you won't hear your heart thumping so hard (and neither will the killer).
10. Lock your car.
When you get into a car, lock it, ALWAYS wear seatbelt, and drive as fast as you could. Full step on the gas. And go to another town.
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